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  <title>Slow down, you crazy child.</title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 23:06:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>015</title>
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  <description>I got compared to Amelia Bedelia today.  I&apos;m not sure how I should feel about th &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/4439.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>It&apos;s Not Unusual  |  Tom Jones</lj:music>
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  <title>014</title>
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  <description>One of the benefits of working with little kids is that I get so many adorable h &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/4231.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 19:38:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>013</title>
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  <description>You know, when I first learned that I&apos;d have to be camped out at the hospital du &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/3877.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Never Gonna Give You Up  |  Rick Astley</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 04:35:42 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>012 - they forgot the onions</title>
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  <description>I have a strange bodily complaint.  I guess I cross my legs too often.  Lately,  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/3646.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Trapped In The Drive-Thru  |  &quot;Weird&quot; Al Yankovic</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 22:29:52 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>011 - life&apos;s no fun without a good scare</title>
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  <description>I was just decorating my front yard.  Pretend tombstones I made in high school,  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/3382.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>This Is Halloween  |  The Nightmare Before Christmas</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 22:44:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>010 - and you never know til you reach the top if it was worth the uphill climb</title>
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  <description>Benny, I don&apos;t know if you&apos;ve been reading these journals... I know I&apos;d be tryin &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/3218.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Fine, Fine Line  |  Avenue Q</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:28:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>009 - it wasn&apos;t a rock; it was a rock lobster!</title>
  <author>sillibub@gmail.com</author>  <link>http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/2775.html</link>
  <description>I usually don&apos;t like modern adaptations of classic cartoons (&lt;i&gt;Care Bears&lt;/i&gt;,  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/2775.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Rock Lobster  |  The B-52&apos;s</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 02:50:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>008 - you can be clever as voltaire but it won&apos;t get you nowhere</title>
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  <description>The cashier at the drugstore was being strange today.  He said he&apos;d never seen m &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/2433.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 21:58:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>007 - after all this time, it&apos;s always been you</title>
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  <description>Lily Potter looked an awful lot like me.  I may have pretended, for a little bit &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/2085.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2011 23:09:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>006 - everything else is obsolete</title>
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  <description>So, what is everyone doing for the 4th of July?  I see that Charlie Crawford is  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/1820.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Everybody Wants To Be A Cat  |  The Aristocats</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 21:31:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>005 - you weren&apos;t that kind of girl</title>
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  <description>It&apos;s my birthday!  So far, I&apos;ve just relaxed.  It&apos;s nice to have a birthday on a &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/1754.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>I Was Just Being Friendly  |  John Entwistle</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 00:00:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>004 - the world will never ever be the same</title>
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  <description>You know that one stoplight that stays red for all eternity?  Well, while I was  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/1527.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Hey There Delilah  |  Plain White Ts</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 23:39:44 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>003 - can you please send down a lifeline?</title>
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  <description>Can I just say that I am excited to hear about new babies?  Not only would I not &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/1041.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Lifeline  |  Harry Nilsson</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 18:05:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>002 - i&apos;m scared and i&apos;m running in my sleep</title>
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  <description>I rented &lt;i&gt;The Prince of Egypt&lt;/i&gt; to watch today.  I know it&apos;s a Passover movi &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/891.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>I Never  | Rilo Kiley</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 20:43:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>001  -  the only place for broken-hearted lovers</title>
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  <description>The children and I watched &lt;i&gt;A Bug&apos;s Life&lt;/i&gt; on Friday afternoon, and what the &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://mharkness.insanejournal.com/635.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Virginia  |  Jeremy Messersmith</lj:music>
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