Slow down, you crazy child.

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2012-05-09T23:06:50Z

I got compared to Amelia Bedelia today. I'm not sure how I should feel about th (Read more ...)

2012-02-15T21:31:03Z

One of the benefits of working with little kids is that I get so many adorable h (Read more ...)

2012-01-17T19:38:30Z

You know, when I first learned that I'd have to be camped out at the hospital du (Read more ...)

2011-11-05T04:35:42Z

I have a strange bodily complaint. I guess I cross my legs too often. Lately, (Read more ...)

2011-10-25T22:29:52Z

I was just decorating my front yard. Pretend tombstones I made in high school, (Read more ...)

2011-10-12T22:44:30Z

Benny, I don't know if you've been reading these journals... I know I'd be tryin (Read more ...)

2011-09-13T18:28:59Z

I usually don't like modern adaptations of classic cartoons (Care Bears, (Read more ...)

2011-08-25T02:50:45Z

The cashier at the drugstore was being strange today. He said he'd never seen m (Read more ...)

2011-07-18T21:58:58Z

Lily Potter looked an awful lot like me. I may have pretended, for a little bit (Read more ...)

2011-07-02T23:09:59Z

So, what is everyone doing for the 4th of July? I see that Charlie Crawford is (Read more ...)

2011-06-18T21:31:40Z

It's my birthday! So far, I've just relaxed. It's nice to have a birthday on a (Read more ...)

2011-06-01T00:00:50Z

You know that one stoplight that stays red for all eternity? Well, while I was (Read more ...)

2011-05-23T23:39:44Z

Can I just say that I am excited to hear about new babies? Not only would I not (Read more ...)

2011-04-24T18:05:33Z

I rented The Prince of Egypt to watch today. I know it's a Passover movi (Read more ...)

2011-04-10T20:43:13Z

The children and I watched A Bug's Life on Friday afternoon, and what the (Read more ...)